Damn those other people interested in eating things that I don’t want to eat!

Because by their nature PEDs directly threaten the integrity of the sport itself. Getting high on an off-day doesn’t.

Why are “drugs of abuse” treated more harshly than PEDs by a sports league? Also LSD is not a drug of abuse.

Glad to see that the Deadspin staff was able to secure half-day Fridays in the latest round of collective bargaining.

Nah you said everything below MLB, I was below MLB.

How about getting rid of those stupid digital display “menus” where you need to wait for the screen to change 5 times before you see what you want to order.

Looks like he was expecting an uppercutt there.

By that definition I played minor league ball. Cool!

Right - he was pointing out that he’s multiracial, and that “black” doesn’t have one single definition. There were people who were critical of that take at the time of course, but up-thread Joe said that Woods has never discussed race in his career. That’s just not true.

Mendoza is OK, A-Rod is OK, Vasgersian is OK. None of them suck and none of them are great.

Not so sure about that, wasn’t the whole “cablinasian” thing basically about how racial minorities tend to be incorrectly lumped together by the majority?

I mean, they did have weed week. They post about cocktails. Life is a rich pageant. 

We rode in the pickup bed. Country roads only though. 

It depends on what you’re using the oil for. For finishing and dressing yeah of course, but extra virgin is horrible for high-heat applications. For sauteing you just want normal old olive oil which has a much higher smoke point.

Yeah Drew made a one-liner dig at Frank Zappa in a Funbag like three years ago and I still think about it.

I’m not sure about the particulars in New York, but even in some decriminalized states the fallout from a possession citation hardly stops when you pay the fine. It can impact employment opportunities, access to student loans, housing availability, benefits eligibility, etc.

Screw risk-reward, I’ve been going to ballgames since I was a little kid and have never gotten a foul ball. It’s one of the coolest souvenirs in sports and maybe in all of life, since you cannot buy it for any amount of money. It’s an experience that can’t be planned or precisely repeated.

Didn’t Magary write once about crawling under his own porch like a troll to smoke weed? Sounds like something a dude with a concealed stash can would do.

Yeah I’ve always been too chickenshit to purposefully smuggle shit through TSA but I’ve definitely done it accidentally.