I was being sarcastic, I could not care less about Muschamp. They all suck.

This is such an obvious, easy, meaningless gotcha that I’m somehow landing on the side of college football coaches. What in the fuck.

In terms of actual learning and personal growth, they’re better off working the minimum wage job and going to a slightly-less-competitive college.

So it’s ethically OK for businesses to pay for people to cast votes, just not to cast “specific” votes? Businesses wouldn’t be able to engineer percentages one way or another by deciding whom to pay to vote?

the point of the law is to prevent the buying of votes, not the participation in the voting process

WHO!? Who doesn’t want to wear the sticker?!?

I’m gonna guess that the Salty Waitress would approve.

Watching other people work is one of life’s great pleasures.

Uhh, I think we all know the proper cranberry sauce music, and it is not Duran Duran.

All those flying objects, and not ONE of them could hit Bill Simmons in the head?

Trick or meat

lol right

Hey guys, we can’t just pay this man $5 million to go away. Let’s pay him $7.5 million to stay instead.

Why in the FUCK would anybody anywhere be sticking their necks out for this sick asshole? Even by perverted college football logic he’s a disaster who never did anything worthwhile in the first place, and will never be able to recruit moving forward.

Loh is retiring in less than a year, but right now he needs to keep his job so desperately that he can’t give the board the finger and fire this shitbag?

The problem is that dipshit hipsters caught onto this idea and descended upon the world’s thrift stores to snatch up any and all 1988 Great New York State Fair shirts they could find.

Didn’t Bourdain compare vegans to Hezbollah? I think in certain old-school foodie and chef cultures the hate is pretty strong. If you get rid of animal products, you’re basically ditching classical Western cuisine (especially French cooking). And yeah your average food snob tends to take that seriously.

I mean, they’re not gonna be back there hand-breading fresh chicken pieces and frying them in a skillet. It’ll be the same pre-made patty/tender stuff, just refrigerated instead of frozen. They drop it in the deep fryer, press the “chicken” button, and wait for the beep.

Guy on the sideline already had a dildo disposal bag in his pocket, ready to go.

It makes sense - if you have no reputation as a GM to begin with, that reputation can’t be ruined by a stint as Mets GM.