So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

Because the Kardashian family only identifies with wealth; not race, color, religion or creed.

dollars to doughnuts she’s worth more than trump

To listen to while watching the above .gif.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

For more examples: Instead of all the contestants being dental hygienists, everyone’s just really into water sports (and not the fun pee kind)

This is sad for me because my best friend and I used to use a Miss Cleo soundboard to prank people we know. It was a very good time.

More election season Shade Court! We’re looking at what could possibly be the shadiest election ever.

MOM’S BACK

because they are insinuating that her laugh is too loud, too aggressive, too much and she should be relegated to tiny giggles behind her hand like a good, docile woman would. I mean, can you believe her audacity to actually laugh her real laugh??

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

I bet if she were white, you wouldn’t be asking these questions.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Third eye open, well done.

God, I love this train wreck of a show. I AM HERE FOR MOAR.

The infant mortality rate in Indiana is eighth in the nation. And the infant mortality rate for black babies is double that of white babies. So it doesn’t take that long for him to stop caring about life. As long as a baby is born alive, he doesn’t care if they die.

She could try to sell that as a feature. The towel charm functions as a branding iron which, on the day some skank tries to make off with your towel, you can display with a flourish to the crowds that gather to watch your ensuing confrontation and PROVE that you belong with that towel. They’ll all nod and and mutter…

Anti-Women

I prefer “Forced Birthers” they are not pro anything.