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I just noticed Jez is following me now. I will be phasing through all the categories as I get my drunk on tonight in celebration :)

I got excited when they sang that they met at my alma mater, and then immediately after was disappointed to learn they’re republicans.

Just drying your clothes won’t work (sorry). The little bastards can hide everywhere. But there is hope. First, if you rent, your landlord is required by law to get an exterminator—and make sure s/he gets a good one. They need to come at 3x to kick those suckers dead. Try to remember they don’t carry disease, though I

So much for “No Sleep Till Brooklyn”.

If you’re on a lease or renting in some “official” manner, your landlord should take care of it. I saw one bedbug once — had no bites or any other evidence — and my landlord had someone dousing my place with chemicals the next day. Never saw a bill. I don’t live in no fancy place neither.

Everyone recommending diatomaceous earth is correct.

I don’t mean to sound dramatic but you might just want to kill yourself. It’s that bad.

They sell these cups that you can put under furniture with legs—and the bugs have to crawl into the cups, which are filled with diamtomaceous earth, and they die! Die you bastards, die!

Am I the only one who looked at the photo and saw, instead of a purse, a weird melty face with googly eyes?

Look for signs of their presence: casings from when they molt and poop (small, dark brown spots). Look in seams and folds of fabric on your bed and other pieces of furniture. Also, bedbug bites tend to come in threes.

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

Are you fucking kidding me? Bella Thorne? After all the posts Jezebel has made regarding whitewashing in Hollywood (several of which are listed at the bottom of this very post), you seriously think that Bella Fucking Thorne is the right person to play a Middle Eastern princess? Were you just not willing to actually

Holy shit you white-washed this cast.

I sure hope Katie doesn’t mind being the butt of this joke!

Nine Inch Nails-Bite the Hand that Feeds

I laughed my ass off about Duke and Ocean after my first day of orientation. My husband did not believe me when I described that shit.

Sounds like someone’s thetans need auditing!

Well, it will never be royals.