Life’s a trip, tho. Enjoy rotting in jail.

You’re going to get something a whole lot different if you look up “edging”

What were you best at when you were 14?

“We hired women! ‘kay. You asked for us to hire women, and we did! Ladies are too emotional. They don’t know what they want!”

I root for men, not mutants.

except not.

Is that really something you want tho?

Blind faith in anything is still blind. There wasn’t a serious critical remark in this whole piece. It read more like a long flowery birthday card from your grandmother. Glad the feedback loop helped you feel better about your conservative religious ties tho?

Shit Ken. Me too... since like December. Going to throw all the spices in my kitchen in my bathtub with some coconut oil and flop around in it until I’m well marinated. Then I’ll put myself in the oven so I don’t have to hear about any more goddammed home remedies.

Hot dogs aren’t food. It’s mystery meat.

— So Evangelism was good for you, likely due to your white, upper middle class upbringing. But that’s not the case for all Evangelists, so was it actually good? You sound grounded and self aware, but that’s not a common trait from many Christians I’ve known, and that’s from CA to TX to NY.

I can’t stop looking at strangers’ cats. Maybe I love cats or maybe I just hate my job.

Does anyone’s cat sleep like this sometimes?

I actually squee’d at her little face. Wishing I was home with my cat now and not at the office dicking around on gawker

Torties 4eva

I like to photoshop my fat cat. Other times, when she’s feeling less muse-like, she shows me her belly to get me off my phone.

mein gott! that’s terrifying.

Wondering how many of these young teens in the anti-choice march in SF will have to deal with an unplanned pregnancy in the next couple years....

Why is he holding his phone doe?

My cat has mos def eaten lilies from bouquets in the house before... maybe she has just enough to get really high?... or she died and now her ghost is living among us?