“U”!?!??! Really. Dear god. 27 and she can’t proofread an email for a job on national television?

Typical Elitist Response! So Only the HOMELESS will die?! Let them eat kitty cakes, huh? How UnAMMerican!!!!1!!1

its pretty obvious even to a non-photoshopper that the photo on the right has been more than “smoothed” and color corrected compared to the left, “un-shopped” photo.

**** UPDATE #2 *****

***UPDATE***

So on my right arm I have 1 bite above the elbow, 1 on the inside that rests against my body (mid point of the upper arm) and 2 bites where people get those tribal tats around the mid-top part of my arm that can be seen if I wear a T shirt. All of these bites swelled to palm size and hurt more than itch. They also…

Thank you for giving me the courage I need to face this.

Do you have bedbugs? Have you had bedbugs? Are you poor and potentially have a bedbug infestation? If you answered No, be my guest and try it out. Until then, I will hysteria the fuck out until I can wake up and move about my day without throbbing, itchy welts on my bodddayyy.

But on second thought, don’t come at me. This shit hurts. Are they supposed to hurt?

I’ve just spent 60$ on the D Earth shit, little footie PJs for my bed, and some sticky attractant traps to put under my mattress. I don’t even know if I have bed bugs, but I will literally set my apartment on fire with how sore and swollen and itchy my arm is (not to mention how paranoid I’ve become) after 1 day. COME…

THANK YOU!!!!!!!1!1!one!!!!! You don’t even know. Will it also kill my cat that I call bug, tho?

I bought my bed a year a ago when I moved to NY from CA, and out of fear of all the shit I’ve read about bedbugs and how they love this city as much as I do, I got a bed bug mattress protector the first week I got my mattress. Stripped the sheets this morning to the mattress protector and didn’t see anything. But I’ll…

Wait. I’ve woken up the past 2 mornings with bites that turn into palm sized welts on my arm and leg. I HAVE been bitten by mosquitos at night in my apt in the past (I can hear those bastards), but these don’t look like mosquito bits and I’m terrified I have the bedbughs. I can’t even read this article I’m so paranoid…

Her text wasn’t particularly funny, but sending texts to someone else’s SO from their phone IS funny as hell. They need to be more absurd that just anal tho to get a good laugh from all parties.

From the article:

TEH ANTI-VAXXXERS ARE JUST A PLOY BY INSURANCE COMPUNIES TO MAKE M0NIE$ OFF HARD WORKING REAL AMERICAN CITIZINS. CORPRATE GREED!!!!!!

Were we supposed to like this?

When I lived in the Bay Area you could find it pretty much anywhere, but I think Whole Foods (ugh, i know) has it for other parts of the country.

I’m a Fage fan myself, and it’s the only yogurt I do eat (usually about 5 times a week - even

I’d be more bummed about the fondant cracking on a weird pointy head. EASY solution to covering it up would have just been to continue the stitch lines up the tummy, down the back, around the feet wherever.