Please continue to spread the word. More ppl need to know. 

Vita Coco people, Vita Coco. That shit is actually good. I can’t vouch for every single Whitely created and marketed coconut water out here in these mean skreets, but Vita Coco is the shit. Pineapple and peach/mango for the win.

K. But when I say coconut water works wonders, keeps you hydrated and makes you taste good? You’ll rethink. (Throw in pineapples or some pineapple juice? You’ll taste like you should be served at the dessert table) Thank me later.

White people are scared shitless. (For no reason whatsoever except for the made-up ass reasons in their minds). Grow the fuck up and learn to adapt like everybody else in the world!

“... You know you’ve got a gap in your teeth—you’re the master race. Don’t ever forget that...”

Oooooh I like Becky With the Pulled Face.

K. Imma need proof that Auntie ‘Chellie isn’t alien. Lord this woman. She is everything I aspire to be. She’s absolutely phenomenal on so many levels (‘Tis obvious why Dwights hate so hard). She’s exceptionally brilliant, doesn’t take shit from anybody, slays every article of clothing she dons. Smfh I miss her and her …

So, Gabs clearly heard my cry. Just the other day I was stating I needed to find a bomb red jumpsuit. I just recently purchased some red Jeffrey Campbell Lindsay heels, and an oversized red singlebutton longline coat (changed out the button with a large gold Chanel button because, yes). Wll be purchasing this red jumps…

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

Jajaja. Porque su sofa es blanca. Por eso, es fea. 

White people know they are mediocre as fuck , especially when it comes to people of different backgrounds and ethnicities. Pissed off because you can’t understand what others are saying in their native tongue?

Pumpkin spice tastes like a lie. Not even a white lie (though it could be described accurately as such), but a bold face lie. It also tastes like ass, or cinnamon that couldn’t quite cinnamon correctly. But mainly a lie. 

That happens far more often than I care to admit. It’s infuriating to hear. I mean, if you’re trash at what you do, then you’re trash at what you do. But, don’t sit there and lie to my face by stating that there’s not one black person who is perfectly capable of doing her job as well as or better than she does.

Came here to say exactly this.

Kardashian Klan aside, I have never seen an entire family of willfully ignorant, obtuse, unattractive and outright stupid MFers in my life. Death can not come fast enough for these cretins. 

Revisiting the casual shout to Jada Fire.... I see you Prof Johnson, I see you. 

 You do get points for memory redemption quote status. And because flattery will get you everywhere. (Lol! E-hugs, and thank you, you’re too kind!)

I hate to be that chick... But Randy Watson was from Jackson Heights, not Wash Heights. I too, quote this movie regularly in everyday convo because, classic.

“Name a black Ivy League graduate who is as ignorant as Trump about the field in which they work”