Your father knew exactlywhat he was talking about. My pops told me the same thing. And his father told him the same thing... And he was a master barber. So it is definitely scientific fact. I’m going with scientific fact.

Absolutely. Like, what moves you to look at your face every day, see that pieces and patches are missing, and yet you still make the willful decision... To grow those spots out. To continue on as if not a damn thing is the matter. Not trustworthy.

Finger waves and a fade into sideburns with the ghost mustache... Oh good Lord. Girl I made such a face as I read that!

Black men sans facial hair are suspeck and questionable. Black people with bad hair decisions are suspeck and questionable. But black people with no facial hair, bad hair decisions and weak dap are not only not to be trusted, they are to be avoided like the plague.

Is the firm still in Memphis? I’m gonna go with Burch Porter Johnson, or Baker Donelson as my first guesses...

Noted. I should have said: be normal and shit, but opposite of that.

So, fragile white women cried fragile white tears over an article about fragile white ass tears, and ultimately got a WOC fired because they don’t know how to read or reason.

At least Big Paulie could cook his ass off. These ass hats more than likely can’t boil water.

White people will never attempt to change anything unless it benefits whiteness as a whole.

The Fragile Four. Okay, I can roll with that. Wasn’t one of my choices, butI’ll allow it. I was hoping for feckless four, as I wished for the other day. Santa doesn’t go to the ghetto, so I can’t get everything I guess.

This shit is funny

This shit took me out.

It’s storming, gloomy, and grey here in Memphis today. Clearly this is the reason why. Legend in the game, you will be greatly missed Queen! 

I’ll also accept fruitless, filthy, or flavorless. Nvm. I changed my mind...Flaccid. #TheFlaccid4

If next round isn’t titled, “The Feckless Four” I’m going to be upset. 

Stay racist, Kyle.

People like sistagirl in her muglamour shot and people like Uncle Clarence, who are self loathing.....I just.... I will never comprehend the mental gymnastics one (POC) must have to master to be able to willingly and unabashedly destroy others who look like you, backed by notions of (unattainable) white supremecy. Simo…

Agreed. MCD did not deserve to go out by her un-lotioned hand.

Since Kanye’s hideous, soulless mug is perched atop the article, along with his thieving wife and lobotomized political cohort listed right next to each other at #s 4 and 5 respectively, I take it his ashiness is implied, since I don’t see his name in between #s 1 and 3.

Agreed. I expect, like most 7v10 matchups, to be relative tossups. No clear Cinderella stories as of yet.