No lie though, real talk, on everything I love, sweartogod, fuck Twitter. All the time. And all the time, fuck Twitter.

Yeah, that heaux was beyond wrong on so many levels with her biological beckydom. The ass tearing that would have commenced if she was my roommate woulda been righteous. I’d have invented a whole new technique for edge-snatching.

So like, this tourney is the best thing ever. Better matchups than NCAA no doubt. I don’t see many upsets with this second half of the first round though.

You used excessive force on a child... For allegedly stealing from a grocery store. You were willing to potentially kill (because that can be a hell of alot of electricity depending on the individual) a child over some fukking food. I swear the police are useless pieces of shit. 

Right?? Them shits look like the end of a broom. I can see them from here. Like, Garnier has a new line out and everything! (because you just know she doesn’t do Palmer’s or OrganicRoot)

*Current Memphis resident here*

Not only is Spicey still trash, but he’s also still dumb as shit too. You cannot possibly confuse MI6 intelligence officer Christopher Steele with one of Black America’s least favorite sellout cousins, Michael Steele of the GOP. Sean, that’s just lazy dude.

I couldn’t help it. Lol

“Nikki Barnes, the institution’s director of high schools and middle schools said they would allow students to make a case for durags.”

How could I forget about that sorry MFer and that fiasco. I need to be associated with exactly none of those types of dudes. Ever in life. Every man should feel as if he’s at the last supper, and the world as you Kno it would be ending at midnight. #EatTheBox

Truly. This was my exact immediate sentiment. On what planet is a man eating pussy gay?? I need to stay far the hell away from that planet. 

OBJ decided to put on his favorite chain with his favorite pajamas and said, “Time to go present this award.”

And I just peeped that J. Hernandez has this out-to-lunch knee grow listed as “Asshole” in her phone. Bonus points Joseline. 

Maaaaan, i lol’d so hard at this. 

The real lyrics to her song?

“Judge Robert H. Downer Jr...”

They penned some of the best rachtastic bops in history, with videos that clearly depicted the exact level of rachtastery involved. Miss those days. 

“Melania’s skin-care line never got off the ground because she couldn’t figure out how to fit her plastic surgeon in a jar.”

I hate this feckless, soulless, rat faced bitch (and her family) for sooooooo many reasons. I can’t wait for the day White people have to experience collective suffering so they can catch a fukking clue. 

Hehehe! Tomahawk Lagrange has more plastic surgery. Still though! #RacistTwinsies.