Admittedly I’m not a video game guy, just a dude who drifted to Kotaku from time to time and always appreciated a Schreier article, because it guaranteed to be phenomenal journalistic storytelling. Hate to hear this dude, best of luck to you.

How long till we pour one out for the 1st gen Ridgelines?

I’m phenomenally bummed I missed this thread when it was rolling. I laughed till I cried the first time I read it. Gimme dat super-saddened Cheez-gutted wolf meat.

This game is truly a blight on humanity. We’re witnessing Case Keenum putting together a truly Orlovskian performance.

Boooooo

We seem to agree: fuck this dude.

I agreed with you totally...up until tonight’s episode, which was a travesty of another order. I’ve never seen anything that bad on television, and I watched the Lost finale live.

This is what the fuck I’m here for.

It turns out the Night King was within us all along.

I’m a hs track coach myself, and while the historic 9.98 and 10.12 marks are obviously insane, I bet watching a high school kid split sub-45 on a 400 was maybe the most mind-melting thing to watch unfold.

Belichick already has a halfy imagining him catching balls over the middle in a future Super Bowl.

All true but let’s be clear: the Wizards would have hung a fucking banner for beating this Warriors team.

On any other team, I would hate the very sight of this dude’s mug. But since he’s on my team? I ride for Jingles.

Handle your fucking shit, people. Jesus.

I’m crying...from laughing at this. I mean, RIPs to the horse, but why tf would you gram that? Again? Major league pitchers, on average, are about the strangest people in sports...

See what you did on man woman and child *tips hat* Thanks for not forgetting that once upon a time, Nebraska did tight stuff. 

MARCHMAN, CAN WE GET CLAY TRAVIS TO DO A QUICK POST ON THIS THANKS.

You gonna be glued to the Utah Jazz this season my dude? That’s my team, and, horrifyingly, they’re somehow a trendy pick to make noise in the West.

Agreed, unless Tigre is doing things on Sunday, whereupon golf is actually high human drama. I’m sure CBS’s ratings will back up that assessment.

This, and all highly starred comments above, represent some of this site’s best work. Well done, all.