I’m pretty sure he meant that the literal dictionary definition of vagina and vulva are different.

Am I the ony one who feels like poor Helium got undersold? Balloons . . . or a crazily limited resource we’re almost out of, which is critical to most cooling applications, along with more than a few other uses? Uses like balloons . . . and balloon animals . . .

There’s a long running prank among grocery story employees (hey, what else did we have to do), where you tell the new guy to go give the salad dressings their weekly mixing. You tell them to shake any of the ones that are separated until they are fully mixed, then make sure they didn’t miss any beore they come back.

My friends are at least as dumb as I, and yet I don’t remember a camping trip where we remembered the booze and the candy, but not any feasible source of fire.

In most states, if the couple considers you a spiritual leader, or [insert term for guy who is empowered by their religion to handle a marriage], you can perform the ceremony.

I definitely like Greenworks stuff too. I’ve got a strimmer and a blower I love. I mostly just wanted people to make sure they had the right batteries if they had already bought into the ecosystem.

I definitely like Greenworks stuff too. I’ve got a strimmer and a blower I love. I mostly just wanted people to make…

Just a heads up to anyone who has other greenworks items. Most of the newer stuff is 60v, or 80v for the mowers, and I don’t believe that the batteries have the same form factor. If you have a recently bought strimmer, blower, etc your batteries probably aren’t going to be interchangeable. I know I always try to stay…

Just a heads up to anyone who has other greenworks items. Most of the newer stuff is 60v, or 80v for the mowers, and…

“Nonline” is pretentious, but responding to “where do you live?” with “twitter,” isn’t?

I’ve got a family full of nurses, three of whom teach CPR, and they say that if they think the class can handle it, they recommend the song “Another One Bites the Dust.” In a crisis situation, morid stays in your head way longer than optimistic, and you’re much more likely to remember “another one bites the dust” than…

Lots of people with extremely athletic bodies prefer no pockets. If you’re going to spend that kind of time at the gym, sleek is key.

Ugh, so here’s where I earn the ire of other jezebel users, but . . . I suppose they could identify as female? That being said, no matter how hard you identify, you probably don’t need a pap.

A good resource for this sort of thing is the site alternativeto.net Type in the piece of software you want to replace, and it will give you options along with some basic reviews and descriptions.

I can’t stand trump, but you have to really really want to see this as anything but a common sentiment that hundreds of politicians have “plagiarized” over the years. I figure you’re just going for the joke, but meh . . .

This is cute and all, but if you just learn to do the whistle with your fingers in your mouth, it’s considerably louder and doesn’t require you to wander around the forest looking for garbage to put in your mouth.

Something I figured out a few years ago was to take a piece of thread and tie some dog kibble (the thing the mice were after at my house) to the trigger mechanism of a brand new trap.

If I remember right, Ben Franklin did something like this, focusing on one aspect of himself that he wanted to improve for a set period of time, then rotating on to the next.

The only real problem with these strategies is they make it much harder for me to live my dream of slowly sliding a folded up piece of paper with my ideal salary written on it across an oversized boardroom table. Sure, it may cost me money in the long run, but how much is that moment worth?

Much easier way, in my opinion, to do this is to just cut the inner cardboard tube out and smash the thing flat. Best part is, you end up with a cleaner edge than doing it the wrap around way. It only takes a couple of minutes with a keyhole saw or equivalent, and if you really want it to be attached to some sort of…

Also, let people know what they are in for at your party/activity/whatever, don’t just assume everyone is expecting the same thing.

There’s a version of counting on your fingers that is, from what I understand, old school persian or something along those lines (please correct me anyone who knows better), where you essentially count to multiples of twelve using the three joints of each of your four fingers (no clue why the thumb wasn’t included).