If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

I feel fairly certain that Charlie Kelly is unfixable.

Finally America will get to see what rampant displays of homoeroticism look like OFF the field.

haha only "annoying hipster" would order a non-domestic beer! not like they simply prefer a different and often superior beer. let's all just drink bud to not be annoying.

My log does not judge.

Everyone: meet Lazy McFatterson, who despises me more than usual tonight.

I think i'd rather be bald.

Obviously staged to draw attention away from the Katrina level disaster of the Obamacare website. Hasn't anyone heard of false flags?!!

This is the worst thing I've ever read.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

I could tell that dude was an asshole just by the way he sits.

Regardless of the hilarity found in the content of these complaints, the complaints themselves are ludicrous because the FCC has no oversight over cable television to begin with!

People criticizing shows like this are like people who criticize Opera. 'You can't understand anything they're saying. Why can't they just speak regularly?'.

False.

That's definitely untrue.

I went home with a dude wearing a fedora once. Why? God, why? He kept talking about he had the biggest penis that I'd ever seen. "I know you like my penis. It's SO BIG. HOLY SHIT, LUCKY TIME FOR YOU!"

Don't ever change. This positioning is what made me read two articles that I most likely would have otherwise not clicked on. :-)

Rick Santorum is absolutely right. They are fucking ruining the heretofore pristine reputation of the YMCA, which used to be such a nice place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and just do whatever you feel.