I don't care what this says about me as a person, I really want her to turn him down.

I'm gonna write an article called JUST EAT IT ALREADY and it will solve so many relationship and world problems.

Also, from a purely self-interested hetero dude standpoint, BOY does it get you brownie points with your significant other.

It is my one true life philosophy.

I just wanted to say that "every time you eat pussy, Bella Abzug gets a high five from Jesus in Jewish Feminist Heaven..." is the greatest thing I have read all week, maybe in my whole life, actually.

But the dude claimed he was her boyfriend. That doesn't sound like an upright citizen trying to do right by a vulnerable stranger.

I think you are upset at something that is made up. These Millennial trend pieces? I'm pretty sure they are made up by lazy journalists that wonder what to write about, see one of the interns they don't like, and decide to do a kids-these-days rant. Fucking kids these days! Wearing her leggings as pants, no respect!…

Ugh, bejeweled iPhones? No, just no.

"Stay at home deadbeats."

You know there are more people seeking jobs than jobs available right now, you fucker?

Are you also the type of person that gets upset when poor people buy from Arby's when its cheaper to eat Ramen, or when a homeless person has a cell phone?

Definitely an MRA shitass.

Girl, I'm building a dossier on his shit ass. Okay, not exactly, but I took a screen shot that's plenty telling. There aren't a whole lot of people who go around throwing out terms like "radfem" without being either hardcore social justice warriors or jerky MRA twats.

Just two things I don't agree with: the "probably" part, and that he "thinks" anybody appreciates them - I'd say instead that he gets his sad, sad rocks off with the thought of turning the stomachs of unsuspecting "chicks". Ignore and dismiss is the way to go...

Promote all friends! Dismiss all fiends! Jack and coke for EVERYBODY and date rape for NOBODY!

Re: these comments—

Everyone hold the phone. Illicitbra or whatever is a sockpuppet troll. Alert! Alert !

"Women are enjoying themselves while simultaneously killing my boner! I must inform them of this massive disservice! I'm just trying to help! EVERYONE SHOULD STRIVE TO TURN ME ON."

How the fuck has THIS article attracted so many fat-shaming concern-trolling psychopaths?

Jesus christ. God forbid the doodle be of some normal sized girls (i am about that size, and guess what assholes, am within the healthy weight range for my height).