Good job, America!!!

" Start going to church or another place where bloody Bronze Age fairy tales and magical wine are served up in equal measure. "

Someone at Fox News needs to capitalize on this wonderful awkwardness. Picture it: full-on Crisis Mode (TM) graphic screen and desk environment, with the title: Shepard Describing Pictures on the Internet!

I suspect that Huma Abedin is not really "OK" with this.

That there was a personal history of abuse makes it "extra sad" because two generations of abuse is sadder than one generation of abuse, simply by virtue of quantity.

Done and done. :)

I live in Portland. It was 74 when I went out to lunch. But we also have 8 months of rain, so give and take.

I now desperately want to go home and put sunglasses on my Jack Russell Terrier for giggles.

World's worst law firm...

Daaamn! Get it girl!

Fox News had Zimmerman's racist brother on and asked him to comment on whether it was appropriate for the President to comment on a "local crime story." Because that's all this was, apparently. I can't believe this piece of shit is profiting off of his brother's heinous crime by becoming a frequent contributor on…

It seems that the more simple and truthful his words are, the more bonkers the right goes. I am tempted to see how on earth they can take any of this as race-baiting or inflammatory, but then I'm not sure how I would ever stop doing my impression of the Angriest Dog in the World.

It's crazy how the racists are taking his speech, they think Obama is trying to start a race war. What planet am I living on that that speech is trying to start a race war.

Quick, someone call Pope Alexander to come with the John Simms gifs so we can chant, "here come the trolls here come the trolls", cuz guess what, HERE COME THE TROLLS. Dear lord.

I wish you cross posted from Gawker. Some great comments there.

Or my personal favorite.

I have found this to be true as well. Beware when someone starts calling exes "psycho." I won't go into my own experiences with an ex, but suffice to say that he has bounced from relationship to relationship with the women typically doing the leaving.

Oh please. In my experience, the more a guy complains about shrinks and the mental health industry, the more likely he is to be messed up himself.

So, you like taking it up the ass by black transsexuals.

...and they're cream filled