You sound like you're buttrustled. I know it's hard to believe, but even thin, beautiful, perfect people enjoy shitty foods, too, and not everything can be attributed to the loathesome, vile fats that are roaming our land and squashing our economy under their supple, swampy buttcheeks. Or whatever-the-fuck.

You win my Favorite Person of the Internet award of today. Thanks for the laugh out loud. Now people are staring.

Sincere question: did you read the article or just the headline?

It's really hard to tell. Because, like, everyone knows that both of the married men in the department have had multiple affairs with the young, nubile blondes they've hired and then fired in rapid succession, but gosh — it could just be me and I should quit.

Meanwhile, I can't climb the corporate ladder because all the dudebros in the department I'm trying to transition into mainly hire women for the sole purpose of trying to have affairs with them.

+1 subsidized meal plan

It's different in different societies. Maybe it is that fact that unmarried Chinese men are bigger sex consumers than married Chinese men.

"The lack of marryin' women also makes problems associated with prostitution (STDs, abuse, etc.) more prevalent." No, I'm pretty sure that's a lack of condom use and basic decency on the part of men. Perhaps you didn't mean it that way, but the way you worded your statement sounds like you're blaming women for the…

Cool. Let's blame independent women for STDs now? Awesome.

Downton Abbey lipgloss line: for those times when the pledge drive doesn't go so well.

I grew up in Coney Island, and the old ladies that sit at the parks would always get mad at us for feeding the birds. They told me that when we feed birds, they make baby rats. So until I was probably 11 or 12, I thought rats were baby pigeons... Thanks old ladies!

Uh, okay, except this is a top story on SFGate.com, the local paper of record where the accident occurred:

Rehab for prescription pain killers.

A Maxim in the bathroom.

Someone forgot to put their fun pants on today.

I was pointing out incorrect and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equ… of the title and article together as a unified body.

You go AcmeInDust! Out logica-ling LogicIsGod.

The straw man fallacy involves misrepresenting your opponent's position. By typing "wig = /= hair dye" as a rebuttal of the article, you are representing that the article author's position is "wig = hair dye," which is not the point of the article at all.

If someone points out the hypocrisy in criticizing a woman for having changed her appearance to be more appealing or normative, whilst neglecting to make the same critique of her male colleagues, and the best you can do is bring up the fact that hair dye and hairpieces are two different things, you're being…