NH's 329:34.II (2012). Due to N.H. Republicans, N.H. women must now carry non-viable babies to full term despite how uncivilized this obviously is. Women in Handmaid's Tale were also forced to carry non-viable babies to term; just like farm animals

Are you fucking kidding me? Filing a police report would be "girlie"? Fucking vomit.

You find yourself banging your head on your desk all day, too? I'm pretty sure that's where my dementia comes from.

Totally fucked up Kutcher's placement. He belongs over by Ryan and Jenner for the self-satisfied douche factor alone.

Oh no. Actually—little known fact—but Watership Down was also written by a rabbit. Rabbits frequently communicate in the form of prose and poetry, you know.

I think anyone who's read/seen Watership Down knows that bunnies are capable of being downright vicious.

I assume it's to differentiate between his "Guide to Getting Awesome" series, including "The Guide to Getting Awesome Toast", "The Guide to Getting Awesome Home Smoothies" and "The Guide to Getting Awesome with Macrame".

If they respond to you, in the very top right hand of the little message bubble there will be a little grey X. Hit it and send them away intro the bowels of the internet ...Forever!

Maybe I'm naive but how about a "Decent Human Being Artist" guide to counter this. It'd be partially humorous but also truthful.

http://www.ustream.tv/animalleague

This was terrible and his poor son (and rest of his family) who had to call for help. So I'm going to watch the NSAL puppy cam video feed. Screw you death.

Especially the femdom ones!

That's my favorite part. "And here I stand, a grown-ass man who can't process any way of teaching a child right from wrong that doesn't involve physically striking them!"

Yeah, and it's usually coupled with some BS about how they were spanked growing up, and look how well they turned out...

I get that this is anecdotal, but I have literally never met anyone who thought spanking was non-negotiable for raising kids "proper" that I didn't get a psychotic or pedo vibe from.

And fat shamers wept tears of smug joy.

Um...don't misspell foreword on the cover of your stupid sex book.

Is this Tom Hanks suffering with bad allergies?

Oh, please. As if Jon Gosselin was the only forty-something, Hummer-driving, divorced dad douche hitting on college girls in an Ed Hardy t-shirt. That brand was doomed by it's own demographic from day 1.

I'm happy that someone else's mind went there too.