Or my personal favorite.

I have found this to be true as well. Beware when someone starts calling exes "psycho." I won't go into my own experiences with an ex, but suffice to say that he has bounced from relationship to relationship with the women typically doing the leaving.

Oh please. In my experience, the more a guy complains about shrinks and the mental health industry, the more likely he is to be messed up himself.

So, you like taking it up the ass by black transsexuals.

...and they're cream filled

You sound like you're buttrustled. I know it's hard to believe, but even thin, beautiful, perfect people enjoy shitty foods, too, and not everything can be attributed to the loathesome, vile fats that are roaming our land and squashing our economy under their supple, swampy buttcheeks. Or whatever-the-fuck.

You win my Favorite Person of the Internet award of today. Thanks for the laugh out loud. Now people are staring.

Sincere question: did you read the article or just the headline?

It's really hard to tell. Because, like, everyone knows that both of the married men in the department have had multiple affairs with the young, nubile blondes they've hired and then fired in rapid succession, but gosh — it could just be me and I should quit.

Meanwhile, I can't climb the corporate ladder because all the dudebros in the department I'm trying to transition into mainly hire women for the sole purpose of trying to have affairs with them.

+1 subsidized meal plan

It's different in different societies. Maybe it is that fact that unmarried Chinese men are bigger sex consumers than married Chinese men.

"The lack of marryin' women also makes problems associated with prostitution (STDs, abuse, etc.) more prevalent." No, I'm pretty sure that's a lack of condom use and basic decency on the part of men. Perhaps you didn't mean it that way, but the way you worded your statement sounds like you're blaming women for the…

Cool. Let's blame independent women for STDs now? Awesome.

Downton Abbey lipgloss line: for those times when the pledge drive doesn't go so well.

I grew up in Coney Island, and the old ladies that sit at the parks would always get mad at us for feeding the birds. They told me that when we feed birds, they make baby rats. So until I was probably 11 or 12, I thought rats were baby pigeons... Thanks old ladies!

Uh, okay, except this is a top story on SFGate.com, the local paper of record where the accident occurred:

Rehab for prescription pain killers.

A Maxim in the bathroom.