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Johnny Chunders
rhacodactylus

Someone forgot to put their fun pants on today.

You go AcmeInDust! Out logica-ling LogicIsGod.

The straw man fallacy involves misrepresenting your opponent's position. By typing "wig = /= hair dye" as a rebuttal of the article, you are representing that the article author's position is "wig = hair dye," which is not the point of the article at all.

If someone points out the hypocrisy in criticizing a woman for having changed her appearance to be more appealing or normative, whilst neglecting to make the same critique of her male colleagues, and the best you can do is bring up the fact that hair dye and hairpieces are two different things, you're being

This right here is an example of how you can take being a pedant too far.

Okay, who let Tucker Carlson use a computer!?!

NH's 329:34.II (2012). Due to N.H. Republicans, N.H. women must now carry non-viable babies to full term despite how uncivilized this obviously is. Women in Handmaid's Tale were also forced to carry non-viable babies to term; just like farm animals

Are you fucking kidding me? Filing a police report would be "girlie"? Fucking vomit.

You find yourself banging your head on your desk all day, too? I'm pretty sure that's where my dementia comes from.

Totally fucked up Kutcher's placement. He belongs over by Ryan and Jenner for the self-satisfied douche factor alone.

Oh no. Actually—little known fact—but Watership Down was also written by a rabbit. Rabbits frequently communicate in the form of prose and poetry, you know.

I think anyone who's read/seen Watership Down knows that bunnies are capable of being downright vicious.

I assume it's to differentiate between his "Guide to Getting Awesome" series, including "The Guide to Getting Awesome Toast", "The Guide to Getting Awesome Home Smoothies" and "The Guide to Getting Awesome with Macrame".

If they respond to you, in the very top right hand of the little message bubble there will be a little grey X. Hit it and send them away intro the bowels of the internet ...Forever!

Maybe I'm naive but how about a "Decent Human Being Artist" guide to counter this. It'd be partially humorous but also truthful.

This was terrible and his poor son (and rest of his family) who had to call for help. So I'm going to watch the NSAL puppy cam video feed. Screw you death.

Especially the femdom ones!

That's my favorite part. "And here I stand, a grown-ass man who can't process any way of teaching a child right from wrong that doesn't involve physically striking them!"