And fat shamers wept tears of smug joy.

Um...don't misspell foreword on the cover of your stupid sex book.

Is this Tom Hanks suffering with bad allergies?

Oh, please. As if Jon Gosselin was the only forty-something, Hummer-driving, divorced dad douche hitting on college girls in an Ed Hardy t-shirt. That brand was doomed by it's own demographic from day 1.

I'm happy that someone else's mind went there too.

Actually, this is scale mail (like you said in the top). Chainmail is linked together, like so.

If you cry a little harder your puddle will turn into a creek and then hopefully a river.

They are both very famous in Britain. She is one of the best known celebrity/tv chefs in the UK (fame level like Emeril) and he is one of the wealthiest people in the UK, an art magnate, basically hugely influence in the art world, owns an advertising agency, and etcetc, he is a 'tastemaker', also, a dick.

That would solve... What, exactly?

THE NATIONAL COMMENT ADVISORY CAN SUCK IT. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT HATERS. I HAVE BEEN DENIED A SEAT ON THE BOARD SO MANY TIMES I HAVE LOST COUNT.

Lindy West seems to think this website is her own personal blog where she can just post whatever ridiculousness that pops into her head.

STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN LINDY!

The only person who should be allowed to use all caps is ZODIAC MUTHERFUCKER.

An artist's rendering of Crazylegsmurphy:

TAC; DR; ILIDRI

YEAH BUDDY

Derp. Womens only be liking money and status and stuff!

Nobody associated with my company will be even semi-attractive.

I'm about to buy all that shit Laura bought and go all Single White Female and shit.

I thought that was funny too, like he's living off that 57K.