"How was your Thanksgiving, bro?"

Grab on, jump up, on this sattle

Judgey Wudgey.

Yo, I'm gonna file this one under "Things I Wish Jezebel Wouldn't Do."

Hey look everyone!!! A bright, shiny object — right over there!!! Yeah, that's right! The one dancing in the cave! Look!

Oh, and don't worry about all that surveillance stuff and that funny PRISM thing. You've got something else to look at RIGHT HERE!!!!

Ever get the feeling we're deliberately being distracted from something?

I'm outraged/want a sandwich.

OH, LOOK AT THIS DEEPLY SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT:

Ah, Rape Day in sex ed. FOND MEMORIES.

Exactly. The men complaining are the same fucking losers making posts on 4chan's /r9k/ about WHERE DO I MEET WOMEN? HOW DO I GET A JOB SO THAT I CAN MOVE OUT OF MY PARENTS' BASEMENT? YOU NEED ADVICE ON GETTING LADIES? LET ME RECOMMEND NEIL STRAUSS' THE GAME.

Ah hahahaha. And that was a funny rape joke.

Holy fucking shit, Lindy. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. Luckily, I doubt the men who made those comments are aware of the vagina's location, so if any of them actually tried to follow through on a rape threat, you'd have time to run away while they were all WHERE'S THE SEX HOLE?

"pomp it when it's time to rock" YES.

She has the same face my cat gets when I start kissing her on top of her fuzzy little head. So. Mad.

Yeah, that was pretty racist phrasing. Especially since it just seems to common among assholes in general, regardless of skin color.

I don't know about gangs, but it is with some guys. My nice is allergic to latex, and this guy kept after her and after her. She told him he'd have to buy a sheep skin condom and he said, "I'm allergic to sheep skin." (He'd been showing pictures of his baby by another woman, and got really offended when my sub-teen…

I saw a science special as a kid where they dipped a beach ball in liquid nitrogen, then shattered it. From then on, I had nightmares that this would happen to me. These fears were compounded by a scene in the ST:TNG pilot where Q freezes a Redshirt, then Riker grabs the redshirt's phaser to show that it was on Stun.…

no, thanks. I'd rather just do drugs.

I think Vinny is stuck on an idea I used to have as a kid. I figured that once you become President, you get access to the secret Hogwarts library or something. Like you could just go in there and be like "What's REALLY in Area 51?"

You know, I agree with Iggy some. There is no better feeling than to stand up, survey the twisted, panting lump of flesh you just preformed oral on, and walk away. Guy or girl, that's probably the closest any of us will ever get to not looking back at an explosion.