'so, do you want kids?' is a reasonable first date topic of conversation.

Pregnant sky-diving!

Complaining about the young child in the restaurant is probably out.

Sushi is certainly out

"It seems like I shouldn’t have to do this, and that it’s not the “right” solution, but it’s working, and it’s less draining than catching myself furtively checking out the parts that are—forgive me—on display, and then creep-shaming myself"

Is it just me, or is this Hinds dude kinda Schwyzer-y?

Storytelling is conservative science. Only most of the stories come from one book in particular. Called 'genesis'.

Wait, so in that article, he says that men are the strength, and women are the nurturers. But what is more nurturing than feeding your family, aka "breadwinning"? By his logic, men should be staying at home to protect the young while the women go out into the world to obtain the things necessary for a nurturing…

That right there is an impressively poor interpretation of the word "science".

Hipsters? I think not.

Uh. No.

Now I know you're Seatosky.

Here's a heads-up: You might want to actually read the article before shitting yourself about it.

So true. I have pretty much resigned myself to a full day of agony every time I have a hangover, agony which will only dissipate after 8 hours of sleep after the full the day of hangover. Also, I can't seem to tell what will give me a hangover these days — will it be two large glasses of wine? Four beers? One measly…

Turns out, you're not actually all that nice of a guy...

One can act in a chivalrous manner and still be a dick nobody wants in their life.

So disagree. My current boyfriend, who is perfect for me in every way, never played those stupid games with me. We realized we liked each other, started dating immediately, and have talked about everything we could think of to talk about since day one. That's some bad advice right there. The correct advice is, don't…

Well men better step their game up, b/c I'm charming as fuck. And have a black belt in small talk.

Well played, dude. They're actually buying that you're serious. Rubes, all of them.

I get the sense you're scared of women.