Ignore him, people. Just take deep breaths, look at this kitten, and go on with your day.

Prone to comments such as, "I'll be right back" and "I'm sure it's just the wind".

"Flat Top Boogie" is my new favorite phrase.

Fuck, yes. When the ex-husband and I were house hunting, we prayed for a house we otherwise couldn't afford whose value had been severely diminished by the gristly atrocities that had been committed there. Preferably with new countertops.

You can also make them from scratch at home, much more cheaply: 1 32-oz container of plain lowfat yogurt (or flavored, as long as it's not sugary—my dog loves strawberry), 1 ripe banana, 2 tbsp peanut butter, and 2 tbsp honey. Mix together in the blender, pour in ice cube trays.

I see what you did there!

Haha, yeah, I curse at that kind of server semi-regularly.

Yeah, no. Semicolons are great. I have to restrain myself from using more than one per paragraph in a lot of things I write. In the course of writing my thesis, peer reviewers would constantly edit them out and replace with a period, but they are not interchangeable. If they are, then you're not using semicolons to…

Paging Seatosky...

The last comment was me, just to be clear.

He rotted his brain on steroids.

He's still at it with gems like:

When you're a retired cleanup batter, the R in RBI means Rapes!

... And now I'm sad.

Because there are SO MANY false rape accusations.

I can't stop laughing. I think I should be crying, but I'm laughing.

exactly. if you did rape, stfu unless you have a lawyer. if you didn't do it, no biggie since rape convictions even with solid evidence are rare.

Cover it up by drawing attention to it?

By publishing her personal information so people can harass, stalk and abuse her?