Mine do that because one ear is higher than the other. I have to bend the frame of my glasses so they sit properly across my face. My plastic sunglasses feel no such love, however.

Guilty! And SO ANNOYED BY IT.

Is THAT why every one of my sunglasses looks like I just got in a fist fight? DANG I've wasted a lot of energy on this....

Or one ear is slightly higher than the other, making your glasses appear crooked no matter what you do.

LOL Mine do that too.

We just live in such a litigious society.

Seconded. All I got out of that cover was OMG CORGI FACE.

Fuck a baby, gimme those CORGI PUPPIES!

I'm shocked that Wal-Mart doesn't care about poor people.

My favorite: "you are astonishingly brave". I take that compliment out and reapply it to myself whenever I'm feeling otherwise.

I enjoy conversing with you.

The best compliment I ever got was in middle school when I was an outcast among art nerd outcasts. I was working at a group table ranting about something or other (I tend to go on tirades a lot) and one of the super popular boys sitting at my table looked at me and said, "You know, Schadenfreudeing, I wish more girls…

How about:

The greatest compliment I have ever, ever been given was, "You are one of the few sane people in the world." Which is pretty good because I often feel so weird, awkward, and insane, but if I'm in the minority of sane people well that might explain the feeling of weird.

I love your necklace!

Sorta-appearance-related-but-pretty-great: my best friend and I on the train heading to a club. Full goth/deathrock makeup, platform boots, teased mohawk, &etc. A very professional-looking middle-aged black woman telling us that she loved our look because we were so happy and confident about it, and didn't mind…

also: (and from actual people!)

I'll take #3, thanks! He loves cuddling on the couch with me :)

Her face is possibly the cutest face in the history of faces.

Eh. I've been worse things.