I just saw my research on agreeableness and pay cited on Jezebel. *swoons

Reading comprehension check:

It's because he saw "white male" and, to trolls, that's a fuckin' Bat-Signal.

"I know you think you're being transgressive and edgy and bad-in-the-cool-way when you are careless with the trauma of strangers, but you're not. You are being conservative. You are a conservative comedian."

THIS! THIS SO MUCH!

Well said Lindy. But you realise this whole post is troll-chum, right?

Open Water. . . IN SPACE

Upton is still a thin, tall, blonde, white woman... sooo nothing really new here.

Upton, a swimsuit model and a relative outsider to the world of high fashion, doesn't really fit that mold

It totally looks like an off-brand or dollar store troll—a My Little Orc or some such.

Sam: Aspiring filmmaker/director/writer. Made a short film about Martha once, a long time ago in art school. Could live near her, since his roommate told him to start packing if he couldn't come up with the rent by the end of the month. Likes to paint. Likes to "work with his hands," wink, nudge. Likes to eat and have…

Because what's more punk rock than a punker-than-thou pissing match?!

That could take him forever! (I like it.)

He *could* get five years.

Any guesses on what he'll actually get?

I'm sorry, but I don't care :)

Give me all of the puppies and skin bugs!

My friend is a bartender at a old-timey Chicago jazz bar, and he HATES Mad Men because so many young guys come in wearing suits and order Old Fashions. So, so douchey.

I think I see a cherry in there.

I've had a few boyfriends just gradually give up on the relationship and stop trying, or increasingly occupy their time with other pursuits, so I had to be the one to break it off. I wonder if they were deliberately trying to avoid being the bad guy, or if they simply lost interest and didn't notice that they were…

I have been trying to give someone the shakes for weeks now. I've told him seven times politely to please not contact me and yet he still does. He even tried to GPS track my phone, not knowing it would send an alert to me! This guy should be so embarrassed yet isn't. He keeps trying to make me be his friend. I keep…