AND I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU! I LOVE EVARRRRYTHING!

"It is the finding of this court that Olivia is a goddam boner!

I went to a Big 10 school where the sexual assault and detox admission rates were appalling; you really didn't miss anything.

Coming up next on Skank Court...She accuses her best friend of stealing her Stoli 'n' juice, then making out with her boyfriend in the photo booth. It's the case of: THE VODKA CRAN CONOODLER.

How does this snickering, ball-fondling bro-garbage keep making it out of the grey?

"In every chapter of Zeta Chi, women who exhibit "unladylike behavior" (dancing on bars, being too sexual, and being too drunk are the most common offenses) are called into Standards, a court-like panel of students elected by the sorority's upperclassmen."

ARE U A WIZARD?

Weddings: a pain in the ass for everyone involved.

I think it is an engineering problem in the sense that you have to reduce a ginormous number of boob-variables to just a few in order to mass-produce them.

SPOILER: He's a giant, body- and soul-destroying monster who also lies.

So he's a liar, too? My regard for him decreased from zero to, uh, negative zero.

Yes, she is quite cunning.

"So someone explain to me why I'm supposed to demonize this guy"

This is just one trial; I want to know a best estimate and standard deviation/error.

No! It escaped the grey!

Hey, give the guy a break "apologetic politican" is just what his resting face looks like, OK?

Weiner is not a good politican. He has an unimpressive legislative record, can't manage an office for shit (obviously), and his one redeeming skill (the willingness to go on TV a lot and trash the opposition) has been rendered moot by the fact that he is now an embarrassment.

My wife has a bichon-poodle ("bitchy-poo") and yeah they are fluffy without the shedding.

This electrode is attached to the squirrel and tennis ball recognition center of the dogbrain.

Oooooh! What kinda dog is Elvis?