Please don't give me attitude; it's just science.
Johnny Chunders
rhacodactylus
I eat the leftovers in my household. I pretend that they have no calories since that cost was "sunk" during the meal they originated from.
The lack of marryin' women also makes problems associated with prostitution (STDs, abuse, etc.) more prevalent.
Yes, it can be difficult to tell when you are empty so any dabbing could be premature.
Someone alert me when they start making Downton Abbey collar starch for the gents.
I WANT A VELCRO HOUSE
"Not having to care about what youths look like and do" is one of the privileges of getting old. Why not take full advantage and just go about your own business?
"...when we feed birds, they make baby rats."
These idle hands...
I am a lawyer who specializes in gif law, and I can confirm that this is the case.
WHAT ABOUT THE COMPETITIVE EATERS AND VIDEO GAMERS?
Sometimes I see diaper commercials on the TeleVision, and I think: who wants one of those filthy little things tottering around their house?
With any hairstyle but the even bangs, they would look off I think.
To quote a wise coffee mug:
This is like the catch/neuter/release approach to controlling feral cats.
Whoops. Fuckin' Mondays, amirite?
1) Yes.
"Portlandia, which might as well be Brooklyn."