I know I will regret this, but....

Is this a tube of acrylic paint?

" And because BetaDates are just that—beta—there's no pressure"

Sooo...I guess this is a bad time/place to ask you if you wanna maybe go out and do coffee dinner sometime maybe?

Doctors are also required to inform the patient that the fetus they carry may grow up to be the next Jesus.

"I know it's expensive, but if you collect 5 punches on your 'frequent pregnancy termination' card, you get the next invasive ultrasound FREE!"

We know how the big booty b's get in the videos, but how do the big bootys get on the bs in the first place? Riddle me that, Wilbert.

The production model we use is a holdover from the 19th and 20th centuries, so that has to change, too.

I think the inches system doesn't even go far enough. You could incorporate as many dimensions as you want; it's all just data.

I think that the old system of single-integer or half-integer sizes should be remade from the ground up. Surely there is the biometric and clothes-making know-how to do this? You could have a smartphone app that records your garment-specific sizing details, which could then be uploaded and the correct dimensions…

Here career, such as it is, probably depends on his patronage.

Ugh.

Guys got a seriously manic grin going on, like, all the time. Wonder what he's like when he goes from manic to...not manic. The "Quit being a 'b'." incident is a little taste.

"I'm in all your atoms, America!"

Perhaps Kanye thinks he is the "nucleation center" for broad cultural transformations.

It was not meant as a sincere criticism.

I like the comparison between Kanye's and Prince W's 'salaries'. Kanye is rich, sure, but Prince Will is wealthy. Prince William's family could buy wholesale the companies that pay Kanye to sing his raps.

The problem is with the experimental design, not the sample size.

Totally a "high"; not a "low".

I can only infer the meaning of "sattle" from the context. But i think it is something like a giant roll of bubble wrap: you "jump up" "pop it" and "bring [it] back [from the UPS store]".