I WANT TO SEE A SLOTH IN THE STANLEY CUP

"Staring contest....GO!"

I' d rather be a too-little eye-contact person than a too-much eye-contact person.

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Folic acid tasting!

I can't really think of anything I would do different on a date with a pregnant woman, except not going out for drinks.

Well, maybe let's just leave it. The "look but don't touch, not a literal touch, mind, but a bad look-touch" explanation isn't clear to me at all, but whatever.

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He must have collaborated with The Schwyze on this one.

"I keep out of trouble by following one simple rule: look but don't touch."

I don't think you should try to untangle it. Erick O'Erick is a giant dumbass.

They are talking out of their anuses. 'Anus' is a science word.

Biology! It's just like storytelling! About animals.

You are all just fenimists and emo lefties.

Fulla sock puppets, too. I think it should be nuked from orbit.

You think you're hot snot on a silver platter but you are really cold boogers on a paper plate.

Are you shattered myths, too? Goddam.

"Next time you're dating a woman, do your best to seem unimpressed and distracted when she's telling you about her interests and passions."

!!!!!

Other than the fact that it's an explicitly antisocial approach toward socializing with a woman?