Some of these men are in the U.S. and state legislatures!

Please, no one take this advice.

Oooh. Kitty. Kitty nice.

That's the ol' cassiebear gif charm!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

I do exercise regularly.

I have turned the drinking down in recent years since I discovered that, as you get older, hangovers get much MUCH worse.

The moment you are witnessing here is the absolute pinnacle of this man's life.

"Spring break. Woo."

If this guy ever hears Public Enemy his head might explode.

THERE'RE SO MANY DIFFERENT PLACES TO LOOK

Grad school discussion fodder == forgotten, basically. :^)

For people who need to "zazz" up their flat top

They do talk about this in the linked article.

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Of course I would*! I would also express trepidation solely as a bargaining tactic.

For reference:

Wow, that's some SERIOUS SCIENCE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I drank Crazy-Juice once. It was in a can with "FourLoko" written on it.