Yeah, and he also doesn't suffer from any hormone problems, either.

Hell Labs, Ironic Punishment Division, is working nonstop in anticipation.

I bet when the judge hears about his endowment, he or she will knock a coupla months off. Yeah, for sure.

U TAKE THAT BACK George Takei is a national treasure!

OMG TELL ME SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT

I remember back when I was a college student and Facebook was just for college students. A lot of people on Facebook are old BECAUSE FACEBOOK ITSELF IS PRETTY OLD.

ETHICAL QUESTION: If you are pregnant and a test for these genes indicates that you are in the susceptible population, should terminating the pregnancy be an option?

Eh, I think it's cool.

Coming up next on Jezebel, Yelp reviews written by members the KISS Army.

"Quelle dommage."

Closeted folks tend to be more likely to exhibit homophobic tendencies and to kill themselves.

Next you'll tell me that the country wasn't actually overrun with Satanic cults in the early 90s!

The kids love Grand Theft Wagon: Oregon City! I hear you can run over people with a team of oxen and blood goes everywhere!

Rich people need heirs, I guess.

Yes, what is novel here?

"We are still banning chris-noth-centaur-love.tumblr.com; that shit is too much, yo!'

Nooo! This rips a hole in the space-time continuum!

IT CAN BE THE RIVETS TOO

Also worse than blogs:

It's my understanding that the steel used in the original Titanic was high in sulfur impurities, which produce embrittlement, esp. at temperatures in the North Sea.