I calculate that an ideal circular suction cup can support a 15 lb. (66.7 N) cat if it is 0.57 in. (15 mm) in diameter. The product incorporates 2 cups that are at least that size, so....maybe?

You liberals and your solar power! My cat toys are powered by two-stroke engines and teach the cat conservative values by not being any fun.

When you have had sex in every possible way, with every woman in Italy, how do you keep it interesting?

The extra PR and lawyer fees they pay over the course of the appeal will probably be more than $165k. Why don't they just pay up, change their institutional policies, and move on?

Maybe, for extra assholishness, they can fire a Women's Studies professor to make the dough back.

Hey, the Earth had to work hard to make that rock!

I wonder if her left arm is slightly more muscular than her right from totin' that rock around.

If Vivienne wasn't wedded to the whole "drag queen as career" thing, there is probably money to be made with these make up skills.

Hips with an inhuman range of motion?

Is this universal?

First time on the internet, huh?

I think he has the same problem I do where the bridge of your nose is just a teensy bit crooked and it makes your glasses look really crooked.

Doesn't this guy have a PhD in English? Is there actual lit. criticism hiding behind the fingerbanging stuff?

Thank you, Google images!

ROYAL FETUS COLLECTOR'S EDITION

Kale has impressive water repelling capabilities. You could wear it in the rain!

I dunno about the "troll" thing, but def. not worth your time.

Uh, "fucking awesome"?

PULL OUT! PULL OUT! IT'S A TRAP!