rhacodactylus
Johnny Chunders
rhacodactylus

It's like an optical illusion FOR YOUR FEET!

The answer to your question: no.

This is like that cussin' post from yesterday.

Eh, if it keeps her away from Chris Brown...

This is a grimace.The gloss tastes terrible.

Maybe their marriage vows had some kind of 'prostitute clause' I dunno.

Sorry, the score is still eleventy-billion and three dumb things to one.

BLUE STARS FOR EVERYONE

"Aren't you clever" sounds a little sarcastic through my computer monitor, but if you can vouch for the authenticity of the delivery then cool.

I know it is impossible to make up for the existence of this...stuff...but I have posted some actual, positive compliments below. Feel free to take one and apply it to yourself!

Until slut persecutions ends, none of us will ever be free.

Well, swearing pisses you off, so there's that.

lolwut

Addressing the root causes of rape (= rapists) and lecturing ladies about risk management are two different things. In terms of gov't policy, the emphasis should be on the former, not the latter. Ergo, this dude is clueless 'cause he doesn't even know what the problem is.

One heart, one vision, one drink minimum.

I can has vegemite?

Bust a "yay-style" move!

A "frito-cide".

The term originates, like so many other hateful and borderline insane things of the past 20 years, in the writings and radio stylings of Rush Limbaugh. He was trying to make a point about how 'feminists' want as many abortions as possible to happen, and it is genocide. Because that is a thing they want. Feminists.