* Whenever your mom asks you to do anything, remind her that [your friend's mom] doesn't ask [your friend] to do [that thing]. Moms appreciate being made aware of this and will moderate their requests in the future.

* Face tattoo of her neck.

I know! The thought of all that litter in orbit gives me the shivers. Who will clean it all up!?

127 Hours...in SPAAAAAAACE

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I am an educator and I love to see students challenge their teachers* on the quality of the education that they receive. I wish all student would feel so empowered.

USA USA USA!

Keeping his hands to himself, also.

I recommend boxing (and kickboxing, if you wanna bring feet into it), since it's good exercise and you also get to punch stuff!

Muhammad Ali has Dementia pugilistica, so, from a purely neurological standpoint, can't be trusted to tell you what day it is. He is more trusted than the President?

I have a feeling JohnDunphy justs cuts n pastes this same blurb everywhere on the internet. It's generic enough.

Well, do you prefer overbearing dicks or grumpy/moody dicks? Your pick!

Hat trick!

That's just the IMS talkin', bro.

So, it has symptoms that are indistinguishable from just "stress"? A thing that 30+ people with 30+ people responsibilities and concerns tend to have?

"I'm just an ugly cabbage patch kid; I don't know what I am doing here!"

"We are the trapped souls of those she has lured into her closet! Please free us!"

:^O

Next, let's meet her OKCupid hookups!

Sure, but I'm really only talking about the media coverage of this incident.