Sadistic crazy fucks love McDonald's.

Are we, as citizens and neighbors people who want to be good, obliged to confront the details of this case with fixed, open eyes or is there some way to disengage from the horror to protect our sanity and nonnegative mental state without actually ignoring the story altogether?

It's like a poorly-drawn cartoon.

Part of the problem here is that there are no consequences for dudes who harass ladies from "crimes against modesty". Not from the cops, not from religious figures, not from their families. It's up to the women themselves to take these measures, since nobody else will do it. Nobody.

(Deserves a windpipe striking.)

"W.V. Grant helped me regulate my impure impulses and taught me that boys want nothing but to touch my dainty knee. This book is a must-have for today's modern woman struggling against modernity. A must read!"

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Can you be more specific? She has a law degree and a background in state- and national-level issues-based organizing. (Not to mention all of the first-ladying she has done.) Those sounds like domestic credentials to me.

You mean the fact that a bunch of not-punks decided not to dress in punk drag and just go as their usual glamorous selves? What's there to say?

I DESERVED THAT

The Gawker post about this contains a bunch of asshole commenters trying to act all punker-than-thou. Let's not do that here.

A real weaselly one.

Yep, first he needs to learn to write the alphabet, then how to make words, then basic grammar, then essay structure...

I do this with period costumes and reenact scenes from Downton Abbey and battles from the Civil War.

He'll have to write an essay on how he's sorry for what he did and why it's wrong to kidnap women.

Why do you say you "probably believe him"?

"It ain't so."

This totally makes up for Windows 98!

Dastardly!

Box collapse was an inside job! How could a cardboard box with an impact strength of ~10 ft.-lbs. be destroyed by one cat? What about the mysterious hand that appears in the video that apparently sends some kind of coded message to the cat on the inside?