What about the Tale of Genji?

"Oh no! My wrapper came off! Now I'll never find a husband who values purity."

You didn't define shit, and you are illiterate and dumb.

Could we get a [NSFW] added to the dumb unicorn internet hyperweb link please?

Where is "self-medicate" on this list?

Samuel L. Jackson.

Remember, guns are for serious sport shooting and hunting and are not tools for living out your anger and inadequacy.

In other Mika B. health news, she has a strange obscene growth sprouting from her left side. What?! That's actually a human named Joe Scarborough? Damn.

Here's an artist's conception of Abigail's trip, done in the style of Microsoft clip art.

Is...is this a football sport joke?

I wonder if these silhouettes do the boob-themed crossfit at that manky gym?

Unlike, say, the person with the world's biggest goiter, Jonah can't just show off his noteworthy...endowment...anywhere, can he?

"Birth control, anxiety medication, inhalers, all straight to your door!"

You don't. You replace the employment and compensation models of capitalism with others specifically structured so that workers have balanced job complexes, compensation based on actual effort/sacrifice, and participate equally in allocation decisions.

"I really hate it when people get down on CEOs for making a lot of money."

"Hi! That hat is ugly and there are substantial logistical benefits to going out with me, such as a considerable discount at GameStop.

WI old-fashioneds tend to have brandy?

Ad hominem? How so?

Was this photo taken with a 1.4 kilopixel camera?

HOW DARE YOU make fun of evolutionary psychology! Coming up with plausible-sounding biological origins for one's social prejudices isn't an easy job! I mean, well, it is easy since your average MRA can do it, but OK there is much more to it than that.