Old Fashioned Whiskey Cocktail

Then why did you go on a tirade about other people's finances?

You got so grouchy that you missed the joke!

I got old specifically so that I didn't have top bother with teenage nonsense any more. Don't know why these adult Twits decided to dip their toes in that pool.

You should be a sports game analyst!

It's a banal-off!

Not just easier to find, but easier to keep in touch with, as well.

If you click through to the Atlantic then there is a link to the actual paper.

Hmmm. It would be interesting if a historically-minded sociologist looked at telephone penetration in the first part of the 20th century and matched that up with marriage rates, as well.

HEY GIANT HAND THAT LADY GOES IN THE RECYCLABLES

That's not right; forcing the opposite person to break it off. Sadistic.

This is in an ENTIRELY different realm of relationship-ending tactics.

The formality of the communication channel you use to dump someone should be in proportion to the intimacy level the relationship attained. If the relationship was some months long, it must be in person. If it was a matter of weeks, a phone call is good. A matter of days? That makes a txt or email a valid method.

Is the woman in the video still drinking macaroni salad through a straw?

"I overdosed on junk my mom bought for me. SO PUNK ROCK"

"Rich people horribly confused by 'punk'-themed Met Ball."

"These nylon? Why, I tricked a man into giving them to me! I would've gone for a nicer pair of shoes, too, but the crafty fellow was taking acne medication."

There are cultural differences at work, here, that could account for the framing. (The Authors are all Japanese.) I'm not "sayin'", I'm just sayin'. Ya know?

Well, I think "gang rape" is not really a "common" porn term, and that is probably what makes this SEO strategy work.