I'm not saying it doesn't make sense, I'm saying it makes too much sense to actually be interesting.

The new whitest show is Downtown Abbie. The continuing adventures of a white suburban girl from Des Moines attending the University of Kansas in downtown Wichita. Next episode: Abbie gets a C+ on an assignment and manages to convince her TA to bump it up to a B.

I predict he dies in Edith's bed!

"I hope they treat Brothuhs better then Turkmen!"

A jazz man? That sounds lazy to me. I mean, the only black individuals during that period likely to interact with the DA folks would likely be entertainers, so it makes sense, but it still sounds lazy.

Hear, hear.

In other news, what is exactly about this post that has attracted like 100 bossy dudes?

This flower is your femininity. You have crushed it and cast it aside by wearing those crass denim pantaloons.

"At least two other patients have died suddenly. One was a child who had massive bleeding into her chest after receiving one of the decellularized, reseeded tracheas; "we don't really know what happened," Birchall says. The other, Chris Lyles of Baltimore, Maryland, died on 5 March 2012 after receiving a synthetic…

And if there was a single, one-size-fits-all rule, then it wouldn't be as much fun, would it?

They can see things that people over the age of 30 can't.

Governor Cheech here has been "tripping" on the "grass" or "pot".

Point of information: is it an "apartment" or a "condo"? I think of apartments as leased dwellings.

Stoned. Mos. def.

a/s/l?

This will make my valet's shopping that much easier!

"Conveyor belt is now leaving: Climbing Gym. Next stop: Board Game Night at the Pub."

I guess being antisocial (no judgey) is a "solution".

I think the Attitude is everything. part could use some more description. Like "cultivate tolerance" or "chip in on the nacho plate" or "take a bath" or whatever.

She is dreaming of one day starring in a straight-to-Netflix production with an older, more distinguished Lucy Hale.