Back in my day, he was known as "If I Can Collect 2 Chainz, They Will Give Me A Record Deal; Do You Have Any Chainz You Could Spare?"

I heard that if you say "shattered_myths" three times in a row, an MRA shows up at your door and calls you a feminazi!

Jesus. The initial question was just a thinly-veiled ruse for shattered_myths to tell everyone what he thinks about sluts.

Well, I won't presume to speak for Katie.

I think the tone is meant to convey that there are serious policy questions here that need addressed, and these are not well-served by the prurient framing.

"I just said that Missundaztood was not her best work!"

"Dude what did you say to her?"

"Hey, Europe, can I get a cup of H2O? Give ya a handie for it!

There is an entire spectrum of harvesting/killing techniques that vary in the distress caused to the animal. The decision of where to place the demarcation between "cruel" and "humane" is not clear, so it must be decided by public policy.

"...and last, I'd like to thank my sponsors: Men's Wearhouse, the American Poultry Industry, and Bob's Discount Animal Tranquilizers Emporium."

I suspect it's an artifact introduced by the blow-dried bouffant masterpieces that most of the Seinfeld girls sported.

"Ask me about my shitty legislative policies!"

Well, he did teach his son to apply Brylcreem.

When people say "different body types" they don't mean "different amounts of body fat". They mean exactly that: people wear their fat and muscle and bone in different ways.

"heybaby"

(Let's see...buy colorful new socks, develop avant garde yet inoffensive hobby, purposefully cultivate improbable friendship with dour dude, then cap it all off by eating something in a needlessly complicated ritual...)

OHMYGAWD! My knuckles! They are covered in wrinkles! And I've got a wedding to go to! A wedding where they take pictures! Of hands!

BIOLOGY IS GROSS

And probably more than that seatosky/shattered_myths commenter as well.

Match.com gets publicity; Martha gets someone to bang! Everyone wins!