After this photo op, I'm gonna need to look at some puppies!

Ugh, it's like creepshotting x 1000.

Remember how well this worked out for Charlie Sheen?

Is this some kind of "warrior queen" cosplay armor?

A "4" on the "flammability scale"?! PUSH FASTER HUGH IT COULD BLOW AT ANY MOMENT

This is the same steely-eyed focus and "let's get this over with" attitude that he applied to his singing in Les Misérables.

Nah, this could be the type of person that gets off on flaunting their crimes in front of aghast (internet) onlookers.

Maybe it wasn't to "[get] some sort of Internet high-five for raping a girl", but rather to subject an internet audience to the horror (real or imagined) that he perpetrates, just for asshole-iness's sake.

Did this clown ever make good on his skipped child support payments?

Timothy Leary, reincarnated.

Get rid of police policies that are "hypocritical and non-sensical"? There wouldn't be any left!

The Blighted Pears

Squabbling about bands is ok, if you are in high school.

Cuddle something! It releases good chemicals in both your brainy-brain-brain and the other being's.

I wonder what kinds of beings get to come back to the living world as ghosts. Do dogs get to be ghosts? Do plants? Do worms? Do amoeba?

Ye shall know them by their square-toed slip-ons.

Professional writers across the country are cursing themselves for not being able to write dialogue like this.

Your concern for the welfare of kept animals is commendable, but the use of zoos as open laboratories of conservation techniques has in many ways eclipsed their original use as facilities for human entertainment.

This is Lily from the Oregon Zoo. She was originally bred for a private owner/elephant show operator but she and her dad belong to the Zoo now!