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Johnny Chunders
rhacodactylus

That Ryan Lochte fellow must be a direct descendant.

"...and how an I doing? Not too bad. My Westernmost tectonic plates are giving me trouble again, I'm having magma plume problems, and those assholes in North Dakota are FRACing again.

Breast cancer and multiple sclerosis?! That is......tragic and horrible.

Keeping pandas from going extinct = preserving biodiversity.

If your employer wanted to check up on your personal habits, couldn't they just mine your Twitter feed or whatever?

LEGITIMATE AFFECTION IS SOOOO DEVIANT

MRAs don't need posts like this to convince themselves that women are crazy; it's pretty much the standpoint that <i>defines</i> them.

Disagree. Biodiversity is more than just some slogan. Genomes can be mined for interesting and useful proteins, different adaptations make for good examples of natural problem-solving, and living organisms contain information about their ancestors that can help fill in our knowledge of the evolutionary past.

It is important that this footage be released, so that the images of the suspects placing the bombs can be clearly connected to the images in the FBI wanted posters.

A panda from Canada!

Poor critters evolved themselves into a corner...

"Look, no pressure, baby...it's only the survival of the species that's at stake...."

Doug Barry's War on Language continues.

"Baited" breath?

"Creepy" is now done as a word. Doug Barry killed it.

I dunno about the "creepy" part...they both just look like they are enjoying themselves.

Stay alert this weekend, everyone!

"This is how many fucks I give about firearm violence."