Elsie is a good stand-in for the audience. She just wanders around confused and complaining about how fucking stupid everything is.

I read the article. Cooperation between local authorities and ICE is the law of the state. You may not like it. Too bad.

But I was referring specifically to your article, which discusses major cities. I just thought it was weird you didn’t make a single reference to transit, that’s all.

If you aren’t in the US illegally and have the relevant paperwork, what is the problem? Report your abuser.
I’m not from the US, don’t have the whole weird race issues you folk have, so not being an ass, not a troll, not a republican racist or any other name I’m usually called for asking a question. Genuinely curious.
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As soon as I saw the headline, it was obvious it was the waffle fries. Not because they’re good (they are), but because every meal comes with them. Soda hits number two for the same reason.

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So I was expecting to watch this and walk away thinking the critics were pedants. But even my fitness-knowledge-lacking ass knows that whatever she was doing is nowhere close to a damned burpee. It’s also odd that the critique is being framed as somehow gender-motivated. Yes, we can assume that there exist assholes…

Ok, used my phone to find a 30 second clip. I don’t think crossfit would even count those. Guinness’s standards may have slipped in recent years. Glad she raised money for charity. Those are not burpees in my book.

I think some people (like me) are annoyed because completing even 15 burpees quickly is not an easy feat, even for those of us who are fairly fit. The exercise was designed to maximally utilize your muscles, making it an effective and excruciating full-body workout. For somebody to slide into a world record on a…

Watches video... yeah, that’s not a burpee. It’s not even close. Is it cool she did 1490 of them? Sure. Would she let her training clients get away with these “burpees”? Not in the least.

I gotta agree with the “haters”. If you’re arms don’t go up (and most people jump) at the end then that’s not a burpee. While it’s still awesome she did that many I don’t think she should get the record for this half assed attempt.

Yeah. I’m 34, but apparently I like to eat brightly colored detergents.

There was no question whether the tag was placed before the plate, that view just isn’t shown because Lauren didn’t put any replays in this clip (presumably because they completely discredit her “indisputable” assertion). The only difficult thing to see was whether he actually made contact with the tag. If you look…

I know, ‘round these parts of extreme groupthink I am like a unicorn.

Cool, these kids are not saying anything new and haven’t “shifted”anything, it is just more extreme partisan hackery like what you see on Twitter or kinja. They are like a partisan tweet thread in human form. I just can’t tell if the kids are exploiting their dead classmates, or of the progressive media is exploiting…

Dear flying spaghetti monster:

Should they feel bad for singing a song? Legit question, believe it or not.

That’s because what she did doesn’t actually hurt anyone, but her. Unless you are implying the tyranny of being black in America is white teens buying your music and singing along to it.

Sohum Shah, the Times Square bong-hitter in question, is a cannabis connoisseur and entrepreneur who lives in Colorado.

“They were simply present to broadcast a man in Times Square hitting a bong and then proceeding to blow the smoke into the camera.”