Well, Cutler can take one football and feed a multitude of defensive backs.

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

Top shelf trolling. A+.

Your team needs to win to be a Boston fan.

If your implication is that Alex Smith is the refrigerated mayo of professional athletes, I concur.

Praising years of mediocrity is like praising mayo for always being in the fridge whenever you need to mitigate the dryness of a sandwich.

I don’t like you making fun of the former Dallas Texans. So as a blog writer of sorts to my friends, family and “others” via Facebook the article from Drew is about as poor as it gets!! Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin? Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me…

My first reaction was “Drew, it’s coming from inside the house!”

A handy TL;DR version of what is my new favorite top ten list of all time:

David Carr’s underwear went to brown every time he dropped back behind those offensive lines.

This is such a Chargers thread... God we suck.

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