I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

♪ ♫ If I had a million dollars, well I would buy you a K-Car. A nice Reliant automobile ♫ ♬ 

I thought Scat Packs were a Mopar thing.

I found mine two years ago with 150k miles for $7000. One previous owner and so many service records available. I spent about and hour and a half digging around under the hood and found nothing wrong. Bought it the same day. I love this thing.

Yo dawg, we heard you like carbs so we put some carbs in the carb...

Now re-read the article, but this time imagine it’s being read to you by John Bunnell.