Why would someone feel the need to desecrate a grave, just b/c more than 100 years ago, a guy wrote a letter to this woman, complaining about the smug expression on her face? Speaking of putting a smile on ones face - here’s hoping you get caught in the act, handcuffed and perp walked with your pants still around your…

Too bad because you missed this nugget of privilege:

“I don’t want to see my daughters put in a place where they have to get drafted.”

See, your kids and mine are good enough for cannon fodder, not his precious snowflakes.

He voted against his own amendment, arguing that anyone who favored it would be siding with the administration.

I took that as her saying that volunteers are better than draftees in general, men or women.

Yup. There should be no draft or universal draft. Men only is antiquated bullshit.

no one should have to register for the draft, but if it’s around i’m fine with women registering too.

“I don’t want to see my daughters put in a place where they have to get drafted.”

also:

I got that same vest from Ikea, but I use it as a rug.

A tiger can be completely docile 300 times, it only has to be dangerous once. Good comment.

Shooting yourself while playing Russian Roulette every day isn’t “unlucky”, it’s a statistical certainty.

Honestly it’s a cliché of regarding all artists. Then again I don’t think I can name a living famous artist, so I’m clearly talking out of my ass.

Handjobs are inevitably disappointing.

This page is the equivalent of eating six bags of skittles simultaneously, chugging a fifth of vodka, then projectile vomiting on a basement rec room shag carpet.

I’m sure if you put little thought bubbles above their head, most of them would say “Fucking Tinsley”

Look, I don’t disagree that there’s a huge market for robots to sex with, but I’m pretty sure this scenario vibrates works both ways.

I actually think this hints at a bigger feminist issue, but not at all what people think.

They are as unethical as dildos. They serve a purpose. Sex. Also, there are sex dolls of men out there. (NSFW) And, sure, the market for male sex dolls is not as big as the market for female sex dolls. But I am willing to bet my bottom dollar the more realistic and interactive they become the bigger the male sex robot…

But if you do that, it takes away the oppurtunity for women to call men creeps. That not fair.

Future kink shaming. Very next level stuff.