As a graphic designer I can agree with you to a point.....but the thing with this is, it really DOESN’T look that much like a magnolia outline. It is VERY stylized.

84th? Wow, you’re a super generous person. I would say at least 1,421st- just behind how long his toenails were at the times of the crimes, and just edging out any thoughts he may have on Donald Trump’s hair.

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

It’s a government fuck up that the government in Flint and Michigan is unable and/or unwilling to solve themselves. If private citizens don’t help, Flint won’t get much help.

Words can’t express how much this moves me. I am always floored by the people that hate Beyonce, and think she stands for whatever vile thing they throw out there.

Saint Bey, pray for us

I’m DYING. Clearly you need to jump on that mentorship program, because I can imagine Samantha Bee monologuing the shit out of this.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Had a similar reaction:

Exactly. The article is phenomenal - she is an incredibly impressive person. Also, the article states that she (with an incredibly busy practice and two children) runs a pro bono service involving 30 appellate criminal lawyers providing help to prisoners who have run out of legal options, including “some of the most…

Ghomeshi is morally reprehensible. Heinen is a (by all accounts, excellent) criminal defence lawyer. I want people like Ghomeshi to have the best possible defence in a neutral court of law, and then to be convicted. She’s a vital part of the system.

I read the article. I too found her fascinating, but not at all morally reprehensible. Don’t we need defense lawyers who will work their hardest - within legal limits - to get their clients off? She doesn’t seem to have crossed any ethical lines. I despise Ghomeshi and I hope she doesn’t succeed in saving his…

Also, those words are not solely or even most commonly defined that way. A telephone is shrill. An alarm clock. Intentionally choosing gendered shit to express a non-gendered adjective is irresponsible. Let people learn their bias from their shitty parents, as is tradition.

But your policy actually makes sense! Maybe the women can carry a cat wearing a hat to testify in front of him?

those fuckin slutty cats with no bonnets!!! i am outraged!

Jesus loves every single cat! He just loves the respectable cats wearing hats MORE, and is going to send all the other cats not wearing hats to hell to burn for all eternity. So it’s up to us to force them to wear hats, because it’s really in their best interest.

Well. I’d like to comment on how sexist and absurd this is and post pictures of clothing from The Handmaid’s Tale, but I realize that would be hypocritical as I have been a huge proponent of the “no cats without hats movement”. As many of you know, this has been the biggest political issue of 2016, as I am pro-forcing…