Doom3 was Doom made by guys who obviously loved System Shock, and it's kind of an awkward marriage. But I liked it too, it's just a very different sort of atmosphere and pacing from the originals.

Four seconds is an eternity in this kind of combat. Serious Sam BFE used this kind of thing, but they were 1-2 seconds. And even that got old after awhile, the best melees were when you just kicked somebody away.

Upvoted for "moxie"

Technically there were two songs, and I wouldn't mind if they mixed in Lapti Nek and whatever that was from the new one. But if that bullshit from the special edition comes on imma burn the place to the ground.

Spaceballs benefits from having such a wealth of iconic imagery in its source material, but in fact Men in Tights is probably the superior film.

Old Bowie looks like ET with great hair.

Isn't that the show with Jennifer Love Hewitt as a "masseuse"?

Yes, overly serious comment reading internet person, she is indeed pleased to live in a household open to opposing viewpoints.

He looks oddly like Kevin Bacon though.

I like the PI office and having Alexis around more. I have no defense for the rest of it.

Well you're wrong.

Or better yet, just call it Rogue One, period. That's what everybody's going to call it anyway. The marketing will make it clear it's part of the Star Wars universe, and if anyone misses that, as you say, they're not going to be that upset. It's time Hollywood got over its obsession with colons.

He looks like his face was sewn together from the fleshy scraps of other faces.

In terms of the recipe, my understanding is that Diet Coke is really Diet New Coke, while Coke Zero is Diet Coca-Cola Classic.

I hope you're right. I really do.

How dare you speak ill of Caveman! Especially when there's more worthy shit that didn't make the list. Where's Planet of Dinosaurs?

I actually still have my Primal Rage cartridge. It's true - it's not good. But the avatars are so cool it makes up for it.

But in Hell they watch the Rankin/Bass Return of the King.

You shut up. Zune was awesome. I mean, the music store/streaming service itself was crap, but the devices and the software were the best in the business, I am absolutely not kidding. But as soon as something at Microsoft shows hope of actually being really good, once one or two little things are fixed, they will…

And we will all go together when we go.
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous.
Yes, we all will go together,
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go!