The Nissan L6's didn't die exactly, they just went where they would live free and have big turbos given to them.

JDM Yo!

No, you're fine. It's Audi, T means whatever they feel like calling it today. 50% you were right.

Ok, but what if it was just 2 or more lactating women, drinking in each others milk in a continuous boob loop?

Smoke weed and drive a slow car with a manual transmission, no radio, cell signal inhibitor and no passengers unless they are unattractive and mute.

This is going to be a bitch to do on GT7, 3 mile course; time for gold: 364:23:47:32.

We should get a betting pool going on how long it takes them to stuff a V-12 in there, and if they never do the poll money goes to Jag R+D to fund such shenanigans.

FIA rejected Audi's proposed team cause they forgot what it means to turbo a V6.

Well, they put them in little cars to see what would happen too. And some of the less attractive ones had sex more in the drinking group according to the study, although apparently some of the females unfortunately had something slipped in their drinks that made them pass out and lose memory.

Just clean up your Jazz afterwords

This pleases the Wankel.

Guys in Volvo's that get boned in an intersection usually don't...

Imagine if people had a warning light that told them they were gonna die in a day or two if they didn't go to the doctor, EVEN THOUGH YOU FEEL FINE, GO!.

Clearly they prefer doing body cavity searches in Ohio.

When you were born you somehow signed a contract somehow making you a citizen and agreeing to follow these silly rules, if you dont like them then dont sign next time.

Istanbul just means "the city", which is what people called it when speaking Greek before the Turks got there. Sorry They Might Be Giants Fans!

"I don't know if you know what she looks like, but she is medium height with an attractive, athletic build, nice face — she's not a little old lady with glasses; she is very athletic looking, very active and it's easy to imagine her behind..."

Coolant/antifreeze actually lubricates the water pump, another reason it needs to be changed at regular intervals.

It's a trap

They're fighting unintended acceleration.