rfneimad
Union of Smog Techs of CA
rfneimad

You forgot the carbon fiber active leaf springs that double as blown diffuser.

I know what this is really about...

If you liked M, then you're gonna love N. Or. Perhaps maybe. Quite the opposite. Really must. Stop.

Dear god does that guy really thinks the battery powers the car while its running?!

These crappy things are actually produced in secret by the mainstream auto industry. Their main purpose is to alert service writers and mechanics when the vehicle comes in for service that the customer is a complete idiot and it will be an easy sell.

Filho da puta! Adorava tanto daquele Jalopnik!

It's only complicated because it has no head gasket and no one else has pulled that off so well, otherwise beautifully simple.

Praise the Emperor! May He rule for eternity!

And Gran Coupes are banned for eternity please?

It's an Alfa 4c with a bodykit!

Go down to San Leandro St where Bart runs, or just google it actually, its safe but so many damn potholes.

Looks like a mini-Oakland!

It's good yeah, but once you go dual you never go back! And pop-charger is worth it just for the noise too.

I've seen kids cook better than that.

Plus, the cheap plentiful horsepower Nissan gave is flooding the used car market with dangerous RWD vehicles to kill off bad drivers and the lack of a backseat prevents them from breeding.

Yes, yes, yes, oh my god yes. I dont always expect your car to pass smog, but when I do it usually has a 1ZZ-FE*.

Set-up. Practice. Qualifying. Hoods coming unlatched and having to drive with it pressed against the windshield.

Outback Coupe!

It's defined very easily, by the first digit of the VIN.

Fat race car driver's are like mopeds, fun to ride but you can't win a championship with them