I think it’s probably Jorgen Bent Didion, the Danish-born caterer/philosopher who founded the LA-based “Ütro-Catering” movement of the 1970s.

This. The best way to make me disregard any of your other opinions is to tell me you think SM2 was the best of the MacGuire films, much less the best of the Spider-Man movies. It was a mess, Molina chewed the scenery painfully, and the plot resolution was the stupidest plan in the history of bad superhero film science.…

Thank you! I saw spider man 2 in the theater and was completely at sea as to why everyone thought it was so good. It’s... fine? I actually re-watched with my kids about a month ago, and it hasn’t aged well. It’s a solid 5/10.

Everybody loves Spider-Man 2; it’s routinely in the discussion of all-time great superhero movies, and I hate it. I thought it was disappointing when I saw it theatrically, and I’ve since re-watched it after a box office champs post here — it still stinks! There are things it does well: it’s really sincere about the…

Roger Ebert gave The Amazing Spider-Man 3.5 stars, and Spider-Man 3 two stars. In this, he was right, and Dowd is wrong.

If you drunkenly sniff my neck and tell me I smell nice — on the job — after I’ve witnessed you being “consistently sexually inappropriate” with a female coworker every time you came into my other place of work, then yes, obviously that’s predatory behaviour, and it’s not wild to say that it’s an abuse of your…

on the few occasions he would show up, he was consistently sexually inappropriate

I would prefer not to.

Hell, I’ll go even further than that. I even leave elderly family alone at Christmas. 

Forget Bond - I want Carey Mulligan as the younger version of Judi Dench’s M in a prequel series as the MI6 agent growing ever more cynical while discovering how shitty British imperialism really is as decolonization takes hold across the Commonwealth in the 1970s. Maybe she occasionally crosses paths with the…

I noticed it was light on the double helix, viagara, and the new world

ah yes, because victims are not allowed to experience joy and be really fucking complicated. nice take.

No mention of Father Noel Furlong?

The best of luck for your recovery. I can’t imagine it’s easy, but I’m sure you can do it.

That’s right. Beethoven wrote the immortal lyrics “Da-da-da-DAAAHHH”!

Isnt immediately starring a serious relationship and citing them as your "savior" part of the worst recovery plan?

Which yeah we could do our research but which yeah

Can’t we just enjoy this for what it is?

I actually burst out laughing at this. Well done.

Just you.