As a Pens fan, it’s maddening to see the Crosby takes. Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back. Certainly didn’t get praised for standing around in the ECF getting slashed at the Ottawa bench, followed by water being squirted into his gloves.

Anyway, the water bottle incident…

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

“I’m an ADULLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!1!” Kainfourteh shrieked as he threw it on the ground, but nobody heard. Or cared.

This hurts worse than when Chris Berman died.

The Blue shell is child’s play. It’s the lightning that I despise with a passion.

Fucking hardcore bro.

This feels like the escape the room equivalent of the Zelda CD-i games

Hahahahahaha this guy wants a tutorial for mario kart hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

today i learned illegally crosschecking someone in the face is considered ‘incidental’ contact in some parts of the world

yes, you twat

Speaking as an attorney, this kid isn’t guilty of any crime at all, nor did he break the law.

You fucking piece of shit - do you have any experience with autism? Do you know what a parent with an autistic child goes through? Do you know how hard fought the battle has been for teachers and authorities to start distinguishing autism from run-of-the-mill bad behavior? How many smart autistic kids end up kicked…

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

LOL. Lackey lobbed a belt-high 82 mph slider that didn’t break and he’s like “well that’s a head scratcher.” What a prick.

God, John Lackey is such a fucking pud.

“Artificial Scarcity” only gets mentioned when Nintendo’s consoles are doing well and by unintelligent “me too” drones.

The last thing you want to face is a dog that has a leg up.

Just shut up

Seems like Nintendo’s take on For Honor.

What it feels like is: Microsoft still doesn’t ‘get it’, and they refuse to get over the Doritos/Mt.Dew/bigger is better era, and while that used to be mainstream, it is borderline niche at this point, and it will not sell your console.